Scenario of an extracurricular activity - a professional and educational game "hour of banking" methodological development on the topic. Funny stories from real life of bank employees Scenario of the day of the bank employee
Characters: K lo t and l d a Kuzmovna is the head of the bank, I van Vasilyevich is her deputy, Kata and D a sha is young specialists, clients of the bank in video clips.
The song "Money, money" is played. Katya and Dasha are dancing. Clotilde Kuzmovna enters.
Clotilde Kuzmovna. What kind of dancing during working hours?
Dasha. Clotilde Kuzmovna, we won the tender!
Clotilde Kuzmovna. Nonsense. What tender?
Katia. According to the entire population of the city ... (name), our bank is the best!
Dasha. After the survey ...
Katia. In general, sociological studies have shown that our bank is the coolest, most stunning bank in the world!
Clotilde Kuzmovna. So in the city or in the world?
Dasha. Yes, in the world, in the world, of course!
They continue to dance and involve Clotilde Kuzmovna in the dance.
Clotilde Kuzmovna. Answer me, dear young professionals who have successfully graduated from the financial institutions of our vast country, answer me, young ladies, do you accidentally use Apifitotonus?
Everyone stops, the music stops.
Katya and Dasha. Apiphytotonus? What is this?
Clotilde Kuzmovna (furious)... They passed the tender! Best in the world! Yes, you put my documents in order! You will not see anything in the computer until you get to the information you need!
Katya and Dasha (showing disk)... Here!
Clotilde Kuzmovna. What is it?
Katia. These are historical materials.
Dasha. This is a documentary chronicle.
Katia. This is what our bank's clients say.
Clotilde Kuzmovna. Interesting ... Perhaps worth a look. Invite Ivan Vasilyevich to see me.
Ivan Vasilievich (appearing)... Yes, Clotilde Kuzmovna?
Clotilde Kuzmovna. Here young animals are conducting an experiment, you have to look.
Ivan Vasilievich. Always ready. I really love experiments.
Video clip. Client Sidorov is on the screen.
Sidorov. You cannot imagine what happened to me this week! Now I will calm down and be more detailed ... I really love money. They love me too, but not very much. They come to me in large numbers and quite often. But they leave even more and more often. What I just didn’t do. Note, I went so far as to open my wallet and whisper spells for a young month, even, forgive me, howled at the moon, but this is purely in the order of fantasy, on my own, in the conspiracy for money it is not said about this, I myself came up with it out of despair ... Tried storing in a stocking but it's so inconvenient. Why am I not at the bank, you ask? But I didn’t believe it. I didn't trust. Did not understand. I was all exhausted. And I had a dream. Angel with wings, face is so nice. Looks like my grandson somehow. And the music is so heavenly. No, no, don't think what! I'm out of my mind. It's just a dream. It means that music sounds, an angel, of course, sits on a cloud and asks so casually: "Do you know what a bank is?" “I know,” I say. “No, you don’t know,” he says. “The Bank is Divinely Actively We Will Increase Capital”. And disappeared into the clouds. Then I woke up. There are four words in my head: Divinely Actively Increase Capital. Bank! I understood: this is a sign from above. No problem now, no stockings, no moon! My money is in your bank, my dears. I love you! Sidorov.
Clotilde Kuzmovna. You know, great! What do you say to this, Ivan Vasilievich?
Ivan Vasilievich. I didn't understand in which bank he slowed down with his troubles?
Katia. Yes, in ours, in ours.
Clotilde Kuzmovna. Well done, girls! And you, Ivan Vasilyevich, as always slow down yourself. No activity, no study of the clientele.
Ivan Vasilievich. Why study it? The client is either there or not.
Dasha. The client must be loved, and he will love you.
Ivan Vasilievich. I came out of this age.
Clotilde Kuzmovna. Then think about how you would not get out of our bank! Girls, what else have you got there?
Katia (joyfully)... Studio "Klondike" continues to show the plot. Customers of our bank speak. Or “Bank through the eyes of a client”.
Video clip. New Russian appears on the screen.
New Russian. All of you girls are cool! He crashed the car, bought a new one. You gave me a chance to stay afloat. The percentages are normal. The main thing is that everything is done cool, without gimmicks. And the bank is as reliable as I am.
Clotilde Kuzmovna (scared)... This is from a series of the most dangerous clients.
Dasha. He's not going anywhere.
Katia. We saved him!
Dasha. This is not forgotten.
Ivan Vasilievich. We do not have a bank, but some kind of clinic. Rescuers: Chip and Dale rush to help.
Clotilde Kuzmovna (laughs)... I like. It excites you so much. You are changing right before our eyes.
Ivan Vasilievich. Yes, you know, all the numbers, numbers are professional ... All feelings have dulled.
Katia (with delight)... And that is not all! The next video is worthy of special attention.
Dasha. Attention to the screen!
Video clip. The waltz of Mendelssohn sounds, the newlyweds are on the screen.
The groom. Our wedding took 120 thousand.
Bride. This is the most beautiful wedding ever! Thanks to the bank!
Ivan Vasilievich (contritely)... Yes, a wedding at a cost of 120 thousand ... Poor young people! When will they settle?
Newlyweds (joyfully)... In just two years.
Clotilde Kuzmovna (contritely)... Ah, dear Ivan Vasilyevich, it seems to me that you need to work in the salon of funeral services.
Dasha. Clotilde Kuzmovna, he will improve.
Katia. We will take patronage over him!
Competitions for the day of an accountant and a bank employee
The day of the accountant and the employee of the Savings Bank is, albeit different holidays, but even so they both work with money. And so we came up with and combined contests for the day of the accountant and the bank employee. These contests can be held at a corporate event and your company will laugh heartily. Merry, witty, skillful and other contests will make your holiday fun and funny. And of course all contests with money and quick wits.
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1. Contest - Best Employee of the Month.
The essence of this competition is to identify the best employee of the month, or any other period of time. For this, those who wish are needed. On the table in front of each participant there are piles of coins in denominations of 10 and 50 kopecks, 1, 2, 5 and 10 rubles. But each coin is in a separate pile. Team members should start counting money in each pile, and then add up all their calculations, so to speak, draw up a balance. The one who is the first, and most importantly, to say for sure the amount in each of his piles and the total, is declared the winner of the competition. In order for the leader not to count the coins for the players later, it is better to put the same number of coins on each table for each participant.
2. Competition - Money in the bank.
And again, we need everyone to participate in the competition. Jars or glass containers are again placed on the tables. But such that you could stick your hand in them and move it into the jars. Each bank is filled with paper money of any denomination. And the larger the number of bills, the more fun. The participants are blindfolded and, putting their hand in their jar, they have to feel by touch how much money is in the jars. The one who speaks more precisely will be the winner. Well, if someone guesses the exact amount, he can take the money for himself.
3. Contest - Free money.
This is a team competition. Determine the number of people in the teams yourself. For this competition, you need to buy counterfeit banknotes of your country's bank in advance in gift shops And it is important to buy an even amount, for example, 10 bills of 10 rubles, 10 bills of 50 rubles, 10 bills of 100 rubles, 10 bills of 500 rubles and 10 bills of 1000 rubles. Each team is pulled a rope, on which they again hang your purchased money on the rope. And each team needs to hang the same amount of money to be fair. Money needs to be hung in a mess. Each team member is blindfolded in turn and given a pair of scissors. And they come up to the rope and cut off two or one bills. Just make sure that after all the participants have cut off the money for the ropes, bills should remain hanging, otherwise there will be a draw in the competition. That is, if there are 5 participants in the team, and the bills weigh 20, then each one cuts off 3 bills. And so each team will have 15 bills, and 5 will hang on the ropes. The team with the most money wins. If there is a draw, then you can start one more participant so that they cut off one bill. And it is important that the competition does not prompt each other, let them themselves remember where, which bill weighs.
4. Competition - Emblem made of money.
This competition can be held both in teams and one person at a time. And for the competition, you can use both real money and those bought in souvenir shops. The essence of the competition is to put money on the table with the help of money, or rather, to come up with an emblem for your holiday. It can be a person, it can be a circle, it can be anything. Whoever makes the most beautiful and original emblem wins. And if the money is real, then by tradition you can take it for yourself.
Solemn part of the holiday
Decoration: A military brass band is located on the front porch on both sides. In the center, towards the exit of the building, there is a carpet path, along which fireworks display on both sides along its entire length. The entrance to the building is blocked by a red tape stretched on racks. In front of the tape are guests, bank employees, customers. The guests are met by the Director of the Bank, the Host and his assistant.
(The signal "Attention" is played by a brass band.)
Leading:
Good afternoon, dear guests, ladies and gentlemen! We are glad to welcome you at a significant for everyone ... (name of city residents) event - the opening of the new building of SKB-Bank. (Applause.)
Leading:
It has long been known that cities are like people, and in each period they have their own appearance, their dignity and troubles.
Each new building that appeared at one time or another leaves an indelible mark on the city's appearance.
Something happened in our city,
The square was transformed in an instant.
There is no puddle, and there is no dirt,
And the grass was gone.
Instead, there is a palace -
It is finally built.
He does not spoil the city view -
Where they wanted, it stands there.
We start the celebration
To open it now!
(Music screen saver performed by a brass band.)
Leading:
I want to give the first floor ... (full name of the head of the administration of the Moscow region.)
(Applause. Speech by the head of the Moscow region administration, applause after the end.)
Leading:
The Chairman of the Board of SKB-Bank addresses all those present with words of congratulations ... (full name) (Applause. Speech by the Chairman of the Board, at the end of the applause.)
Leading:
He gives his wishes to the employees of SKB-Bank and its clients ... (full name)
(Applause. Guest speech, applause at the end.)
Leading:
The director of SKB-Bank addresses all those present with words of gratitude ... (full name) (Applause. Director's speech, after the end, applause.)
Leading:
I thank all the speakers!
And now the most solemn moment is coming - the opening of the new building of SKB-Bank, which, I am sure, will go down in the history of our city. (Music screen saver performed by a brass band.)
Leading:
The right to cut the tape is granted to the Head of Administration ... (full name) and the Chairman of the Board of SKB-Bank ... (full name)
(The orchestra is playing. The girl on the run brings scissors to the Head of the city and the Chairman of the Board, they cut the ribbon to the applause of everyone present.)
Leading:
Dear guests! Our bank is open! Welcome! (The orchestra performs a march. A fireworks track lights up. Guests walk along it, enter the building. The bank director meets them.)
Director:
Dear guests! As soon as a person enters our bank, he becomes his client. After all, our bank is your bank. So let me introduce you to our institution!
(A tour of the bank. Then the guests go to the hall for a buffet table. Music performed by the orchestra.)
Leading:
Ladies and Gentlemen! I ask everyone to fill their glasses. (Guests fill their glasses.)
Leading:
Dear ... (acting director.)!
I raise the cup
For the prosperity of your bank,
For the fact that the doors are open to everyone,
And your faces and hearts,
For all of you to warm us
Hospitality by the porch.
Housewarming! (The guests are drinking.)
Leading:
Tatyana Andreevna!
Since everyone got to know the building,
I hope you are ready to receive gifts.
They say that there is no life,
If there is no Brownie in the house.
Let him live with you,
Removes damage from the bank, the evil eye. (Gives the director a Brownie toy to the applause of the guests.)
Leading:
We give you this flower,
For interior decoration.
Let your clients
Cheers up.
(Gives the director an indoor flower in a pot to the applause of the guests.)
Leading:
And the last thing I would like is to throw these coins so that there is always money in this house! (Throws coins, guests applaud.)
Leading:
Please, ladies and gentlemen, raise your glasses for this!
(Guests are drinking. The buffet table continues.
Upon completion, all guests are invited to the banquet.)
Props
1.2 racks.
2. Red ribbon.
3.2nd scissors.
4. Spacing.
5. Matches.
6. Carpet track.
7. Toy - "Brownie".
8. Indoor flower in a pot.
9. Money is a trifle.
10. Fireworks.
Banquet on the occasion of the opening of SKB Bank
(The venue is a banquet hall. Light music sounds. Guests take their places at the tables, they are greeted by the host.)
First feast
Leading:
Good evening ladies and gentlemen!
Bank director at the banquet
She invited us all
"So that no one is late",
She asked us very much.
And here you are, the hall sparkles,
Faces are warmed with warmth.
It's time to open the banquet
Let's have fun! (Applause.)
Leading:
Today you have a great reason
Gather everyone at the festive table.
After all, the bank's housewarming is a good reason
Let's fill the glasses with sparkling wine. (Music. Guests fill their glasses.)
Leading:
Everything is ready for the first toast. ... (acting director),
you have the floor! (The bank director makes a toast.)
Leading:
And we wish the employees of SKB Bank a luxurious life, so that they have luxurious health, luxurious mood and the same luxurious prospects! (Music fills the pause. Guests start eating.)
Leading:
Many of you, distinguished guests, are
clients of SKB-Bank. And that is great. After all, ...
If there is a lot of money in the house,
We know what will be better
Always keep them in the bank,
And continue to live quietly.
(He addresses the employees of SKB-Bank.)
So let it be with love and excitement
For you, heroes of the celebration,
Congratulations sound today
And just kind words.
So who came to housewarming
Get up, get up, get up.
SKB-Bank with a smile
Congratulations on your new home!
(Congratulations to guests, presenting gifts.)
Leading:
Gifts, wishes and congratulations -
It feels great.
To extend this joy to us
The glasses must be poured. (Music. Guests fill their glasses.)
Leading:
I propose a toast to your gifts and wishes! But before you drink, let me clarify whether everyone has filled their glasses. Guests are asked to answer in chorus.
Leading:
We are plus or minus 42. Are you all ready for toast?
Guests: Yes!
Leading:
There's no reason to worry -
All affirm ...
Men: Men!
Leading:
Well, and women in response, say:
in your glasses of vodka?
Women: No!
Leading:
Everyone is ready for toast. Guests are here! Let's raise the Glasses all together!
(Guests are drinking. Musical pause.)
Leading:
And now I invite all guests to take part in the auction. Attention! "Black box"! It contains an item that bank employees consider indispensable in their professional activities. Whoever guesses will receive a prize from the hands of the bank's director. (Answer: abacus.)
Leading:
Friends! Each of us at least once in his life dreamed of catching a goldfish so that it would fulfill three cherished desires. And now I offer you this unique opportunity.
(The presenter walks around the guests with a bag in which there are fish cut out of colored cardboard. One of them is gold, you are invited to choose any without looking into the bag. But before that, he names any "performer" among the guests.)
Desires:
1. I want you to kiss the hand of the director of SKB-Bank and congratulate her on her new home.
2. I want you to become a client of SKB-Bank and, in front of all the guests, put all the money in your left pocket into your account.
3. I want you, using the letters included in the word "bank", to voice your wishes to SKB-bank.
(The game passes.)
Leading:
We are our festive banquet
We continue further
To our dear guests
We offer a drink.
(Music. Guests fill their glasses.)
Leading:
Uncomplicated, even very simple
Half-forgotten old toast:
May Hope, faith and love be with you again and again. (Guests are drinking. Musical pause.)
Leading:
Now let your hands rest and your feet dance. Movement is life! So let's move to the beat of our music! (Dance block.)
Second feast
(After the dance block)
Leading:
We ask our guests to sit down at the tables,
After all, one must drink and also eat.
The table is so rich today
What catches the eye. (Music, guests sit at tables.)
Leading:
(addressing guests)
Tell me, guests, it's not for nothing
Today the bank is a new building
The people are all delighted.
After all, we have other buildings,
Yes they say more?
But we do not need those, others,
For this we drink today!
(Guests drink, eat, musical break.)
Leading:
We continue to give away our prizes. Dear guests! Remember and name a special dish that cooks prepare especially for bank employees? (Greenery.)
Leading:
You have won a prize! Congratulations! (He hands it over.)
Leading:
Now name the special dish for:
Firefighter: (Stew)
Locksmith: (Stroganina)
Doctor: (Lecho)
Chauffeur: (Bagel)
Oculista: (Fried eggs)
Conductor: (Corn sticks)
Shepherd: (Boiled horns)
Nurse: (Roasted duck)
Fashion designer: (Ryazhenka)
Blacksmith: (Chop)
Well done! Here you, dear, gave the greatest number of answers. We present you with a prize and congratulate you on your victory. (Applause from the guests.)
Leading:
You know, dear guests, I recently learned that many bankers among all brands of beer prefer Bochkarev beer, because it ...
All: Correct beer!
Leading:
And with the right beer you can relax beautifully!
Host (continues):
I have several labels of this beer in my hands. Among them are two lucky ones. Those who get these labels will become owners of wonderful beer. (Music. A drawing is held. The winner is determined.)
Leading:
All participated passionately.
A bottle of beer is waiting for you!
(All winners are awarded a bottle of Bochkarev beer.)
Leading:
For being so lucky in the future. Let's pour 100 grams for everyone! (Music. Guests fill their glasses.)
Leading:
So as not to disappear completely, to the ground, Let's drink everything to good deeds! (Music. Guests are drinking.)
Leading:
I announce dances in the hall, Do not save up your strength in reserve. I hear the musicians are playing. Well, men, invite us! (Dance tour.)
Leading:
Everyone knows that pair dances are performed standing face to face and supporting each other by the arms, shoulders or waist. They also look into each other's eyes. And what will happen if there is a fashion to perform pair dances, standing back to back? Let's try what will come of it. (Dance competition.)
Leading:
And now I ask for your attention!
I propose the competition "Close company".
For this I need 2 teams of 10 people each.
(A rope is stretched on the floor, on which all team members must stand so that the rope passes under the feet. After the task is completed, the rope is folded in half and the whole team is asked to stand on it again. Naturally, the one who does not fit is taken on hands or sit on knees. The rope is rolled up until one of the teams can fit on it. Music. Competition is underway.)
Leading:
It's impossible without music, Let's dance more fun, friends! (Dance tour.)
Third feast
Leading:
Strange business, friends!
Something glass itself
Rises up
Pressing to his lips.
He brings us wine
Kisses asks.
So, drink together,
We need a housewarming!
I invite everyone to the festive table! (Music. Guests sit at tables, raise their glasses.)
Leading:
Let the wine sparkle in the glasses, our bank congratulates it on the housewarming! For housewarming! (Guests are drinking. Musical pause.)
Leading:
And again I have this little bag in my hands, in which there are tokens with numbers indicating the year of SKB-Bank foundation. I take them out of the bag. (Pulls out.) Year 1992! If these numbers appear in any order in your passport number, the prize is yours! (A drawing is held. The winner is determined.)
Leading:
And now the turn has come
Two men are waiting for the exam.
(Invites two men to participate in the competition.)
Leading:
Everyone knows that there are state, commercial and ... "grandmothers" banks. Dear men, you need to count the money by touch with your eyes closed, determine the total amount and pack it in the "grandmother's" bank (stocking). You will not do this with your bare hands, but with gloves on. Whoever copes with the task faster is awarded the title "Banker".
(Music. Competition. Determination of the winner.)
Leading:
(Winner's name.)
We congratulate you all
We drink to you
So that the pocket is not empty
And always full of money!
(Music. Guests raise their glasses to the winner. Dance tour.)
Leading:
They say that the morning is wiser than the evening. But tonight's evening is not subject to this pattern: it is devoted to fun, wine and our friendly company.
But,., If you drink for a very long time,
You can forget something.
Let's not forget that our loved ones are waiting for us at home. (Music.)
Presenter (against the background of music):
Chill ... Blue ... Fading stars ...
I take a glass by its thin leg.
And I want to propose a final toast -
Road, road to track.
Toast:
I drink to the merry and merry,
for the joyful and joy, for us
3a these walls, in which there were many good evenings! They have absorbed our emotions. May they always be attractive to us! (The guests are drinking.)
Leading:
Until next time, ladies and gentlemen!
(Music.)
Props
1. Pouch.
2. Multi-colored cardboard fish.
3. Black box.
4. Abacus small or other items.
5. Cards with wishes.
6. Bochkarev beer labels.
7. Prizes.
8. 2 bottles of Bochkarev beer.
9.2 ropes 6 m long.
10. 2 stockings, 2 pairs of mittens or boxing gloves, 2 kerchiefs.
11. Money (you can change or paper money).
application
S. Lukashin.
Ode to Sberbank employee
1. How many, how many are sung in the world
Professions of various ranks.
Alas, poets bypass the side
Profession: Bank employee.
Let's help the poets a little,
Because, we are sure -
There is no more worthy profession in the world -
Increase the wealth of a great country.
Chorus:
Savings Bank of Russia -
Our faith, love and strength!
Our reliable stronghold
Our step forward
And thanks to him for that!
Evening walks along the avenues
Lighting fires like candles
Take care of love, increase good!
And we will provide you with prosperity!
2. The finances of any sonnet are worthy,
And there is no doubt about it,
Since a person needs finances,
As vital as air and light.
And we are their soldiers, we are their commanders,
And if the country orders,
Cities grow, factories grow richer,
Wealth comes to homes.
Chorus.
3. But in general, simple, ordinary people,
We are sad and laugh like everyone else.
And we love, sometimes, resting from everyday life,
Walking barefoot in the dew.
The weekend will pass, and again early
We are in a hurry to our favorite work,
Since the profession of "bank employee"
We, like a family, value it.
Chorus.
There are many different holidays in the world. There are local and international holidays, traditional and unusual: Hug Day, Blondes Day, Egg Day, Sleepy Day, Chocolate Day, Spontaneous Acts of Kindness Day, Cucumber Day and even Toilet Day. So, there are all kinds of holidays, but there is no Money Day! It's time to restore justice. The proposed money Day scenario can be used for a home party or corporate event (for example, Accountant's Day or Financier's Day). Such a ringing-rustling holiday can be arranged both on a birthday and on any calendar holiday by adding the appropriate toasts and slightly changing the eyeliner. After all, this day is not tied to a date, and therefore you can spend it on any day, and as many times as you like. Also, this one can be used to conduct fun seminars on the topic ... "It's not happiness in money, but in their quantity!" It is noticed that pos there are always more of these parties in your pocket and wallets are getting heavier.
Training: To begin with, let's set a festive table, the menu of which will delight the heroes of the occasion. (Let me remind you that the culprit of our celebration is MONEY).Prepare a beautiful menu where you will remind guests of the importance of this or that dish on the festive table. Additional materials, music inserts are included. Organizer tips are in italics.
Required props:
- Small money (coins) in large quantities - some of them will serve as incentive tokens, the other will be the starting capital for the teams;
- Socks (2 or 3 according to the number of teams), which will contain the "starting capital" of the teams;
- Printed "Money Menu". You can also read the menu, the text you will find in the first words of the Host.
- Souvenir money or candy wrappers that act as banknotes;
- Plates with signs or names of currencies for the "Crazy Grandma" competition;
- Non-exchangeable ruble - a denomination of one ruble, circulating in the USSR (if not, you can draw or print a copy of it from the Internet);
- Costumes "Money bag", for the final "Distribution of elephants and gifts"
Money menu:
Pancakes with cabbage - so that the cabbage is thick
Mushrooms - so that everyone can row to himself
Fried fish with golden crust - to fulfill material desires
Pork in any form - a symbol of prosperity and wealth
Various greens - to green dollars
Grapes- a symbol of abundance
Kiwi - green fruits that are for money, and they are also shaggy, therefore, for a lot of money
Tea- for aspirations
Lemons - to millions
Halva - for freebies
Chocolate - so that everything is in chocolate
Well, and, of course, semolinafor MANI to attract
You can wash it all down LEMON-to-home - so that millions fly into the house.
Don't forget about money flavors: orange, bergamot, cinnamon, patchouli, rosemary and others.
(Those who are familiar with the OXUMORon technique will probably supplement the menu with their own dishes. If you use this scenario for a fun seminar, then in the center of the festive table, put wallets (open), let them breathe in the aromas and eat- treat themselves, eat)
A frivolous scenario of the Day of Money holiday.
Leading: Money, Money, Money are multi-colored bills and ringing coins that have fantastic energy and powerful potential. And also - rejected, slandered, cursed ... Remember, "money is evil", "you can't earn big money by honest labor", "money spoils a person" and the like. But why, then, do we secretly long for these same banknotes? Moreover, in quantities that are inconvenient to say in a decent society? Education, my friends, education! I propose to restore justice and celebrate Money Day. I would like to note that today's holiday menu corresponds to the stated theme. Our tables have everything that is useful for increasing the money supply in our wallets.
The first competition "Currencies of different countries".
Leading: To begin with, let's arrange a warm-up according to the "Auction" principle: whoever says the last word on a given topic wins. And the theme of our Auction will be "Currencies of different countries".
(Guide for the facilitator: ruble, dollar, pound, euro, afghani, dinar, peso, franc, lev, dong, lari, real, tenge, krone, yuan, won, yen)
There is a song about money from the movie "Matchmaking of a Hussar" Oh, money, money, rubles
Leading: Have you ever noticed that some people, who are rather hesitant in calculating their expenses, become more agile and confident when they have to count income and free cash, or their own "ringing opportunities", as Nikolai Gumilyov poetically called money? Perhaps our first eliminated from the race in the previous competition, among them?
The second contest "Money loves the account".
(see the competition in the script for this)
Contest "Money Love Account - 2".
Leading: Two people are invited to the podium (one from each team), who in the last competition several ... "hesitated." So to speak. Now you will have a unique opportunity to show your abilities in full splendor and earn start-up capital for your team. A long time ago, money was kept in chests, basements, hiding places, now, as a rule, savings are trusted by banks, nevertheless, some in the old fashioned way hide money under a pillow or in socks. These socks, filled with a ringing coin, will become the starting capital of your team, but for this you have to count - how many coins we have hidden in this rare cache.
Conditions of the competition: The socks should have a different number of coins - the difference is 3-4 coins, the presenter should know exactly how many are in which sock. The first to count wins. After the end of the competition, the starting capital is equalized, and the winner receives an additional bonus. Let's say 5 coins.
Contestants consider "start-up capital".
The fourth contest "Keep your money in a savings bank!"
Leading: Probably, many people remember such a Soviet slogan: "Keep your money in a savings bank." And we, as modern people, keep our savings, of course, not in socks, but in banks. But not everyone knows how to make deposits "correctly", how to protect their savings.
Competition held"Keep your money in a savings bank"
Leading: I will ask you to go "on stage" 1-2 (depending on the number of participants) men - these will be our BANKS. We will give each Bank one client, which for a certain amount of time (e.g. 1 minute), will have to make as many deposits as possible in their banks. Contributions are candy wrappers (clients must have equal amounts of "cash"), safety deposit boxes - pockets, sleeves, socks, finally! Getting started. Time has gone!
Sounds timer
After calculating the remaining funds on hand, the first winner is revealed.
Leading: And now I ask the clients to change BANKS and try to withdraw the deposits of their rivals. For all the same 60 seconds. Time, gentlemen!
The winner is the participant who managed to withdraw the most of the opponent's deposits.
Mobile competition "Crazy Grandmas".
Leading: And now we will return to childhood for a while. Remember how fun it was to shout: "Ali Baba!", "What is the servant about? ..." And then run, breaking the chain of the opposing team with your chest? Keeping the rules of that child's game, we will catch bucks, more precisely "bucks", even more precisely money. Something like this:
Money Mani!
- Yes Yes Yes!
- Dollar-Petya us here!
(For organizers: you can prepare plates with a sign or name of any currency and hang on each participant)
The "Crazy Grandmas" competition is being held. The team that will catch the most "money" wins.
Team relay "We store eggs in different baskets, or explore new markets"
Leading: They say that eggs should be kept in separate baskets. I do not know who came up with this thesis, but such a proverb was not found in Russian folklore. Nevertheless, the phrase turned out to be tenacious, and therefore, we will now deal with just such a packaging of eggs.
(The leader picks up the egg, "accidentally drops it, thereby showing that the egg is raw. Make an agreement with the assistant in advance so that he quickly removes the results of the" demonstration ").
Leading: As you can see, the eggs are fresh and fragile, and therefore, try to save your goods.
The conditions for the relay are as follows: Participants line up at the start line. In the hands of spoons, in spoons - eggs. In front are chairs with baskets (buckets, pots, basins, in short - containers). One team member churns out eggs. (This can be a children's toy stamp (seal), or just a felt-tip pen on which the team's sign is put. For example, one will have "P" - from the ruble, and the other "E" - from the euro. Or more simply: markers of different colors ).On command, the participants move to their basket, leave an egg in it, return, pass the relay spoon to another participant who carries the egg to another "basket". Please note that teams can use absolutely all "baskets" (markets).
The relay race "We store eggs in different baskets" is held. The winner is the team that "mastered" more "markets".
(Option 2
competition "We store eggs in different baskets, or master new markets."
In close friendly company, you can make the competition more extreme. In this case, men will act as "baskets", or rather their pockets and hands, where "raw" eggs will be sent, but it will be more convenient to carry them in their hands).
The seventh contest "Money, how I love you, my money!"
Leading: It's time to rest. We are holding another auction. We name proverbs, sayings, catchphrases about money and money. We remember, we replenish the treasury. Every proverb is a coin. The team that "cut down" the last one wins.
(Host tips: There is never a lot of money; Money doesn't smell; Money account like; A penny protects the ruble; Money can not buy happiness; Think not think, but a hundred rubles is not money; There was not a penny, but suddenly altyn; You can't earn all the money; Money is like mud; Money - chickens do not peck; Your money will be ours; Money for the barrel !; Money to money; Our money was crying; Finances sing romances; A bargain is a bargain; Eh, ma, if only money were dark!; A penny protects the ruble; etc.)
Eighth competition"Happiness is not in money, but in their quantity, or Excitement is a serious matter."
Leading Now the teams will have the opportunity to significantly increase their team capital. For this, friends, you will need both ingenuity, and the ability to think logically, and simply Her Majesty - Luck. Once upon a time, a very long time ago, our great-great-grandmothers played a simple game of "Danetki". Most likely, it was called differently then. Nowadays, having received a new modern name, the game is becoming popular again. Here we will play in it. The conditions are simple: I ask a question, the teams ask me additional questions that can help in solving the problem. I will only answer "Yes" or "No", but you, by logical reasoning, must find the correct answer. So let's get started. The first "Danetka" guessed will bring the team 10 (20) full-weight coins.
The first "danetka"
They did their job well, and Sveta began to speak better because of them. What's happening?
Answer: Sveta teaches a tongue twister "Four little grimy little devils drew a drawing with black ink extremely cleanly"
The first round of the game is being held.
Leading: Is the task clear? And now the conditions have changed a little. More precisely, only one team will answer the question. For example, the "N" command. With the correct answer, she will receive her 20 gold, but !!! Team "M", if desired, can outbid the right to answer. To do this, she must wager a larger amount - 25 - 30 coins. If the answer is correct, the team gets the same amount that it put at stake. Both teams can participate in the auction.
Danetki "for sale":
1. To test her theory, Lisa harmed the environment. What's happening?
Answer: Liza wondered on a chamomile - "loves, does not love."
2. Baba Klava was walking from the bazaar, climbed a tree on the way, got off it and walked on. What happened?
Answer: She crossed the stream along a fallen tree.
3. In the store, Irina was attacked by an animal that wanted to get to her neck, but she managed to emerge victorious. What happened?
Answer: Oksana was "strangled by a toad", but the girl overcame her greed.
The ninth competition "Money does not lie underfoot".
Leading: All good things come to an end: both youth, and vacation, and money. And ours is gradually coming to an end. I ask commands to the stage. Do you think, my rich friends, is the adage "Money doesn't lie under your feet" true?
Answers follow.
Leading: Well, I suggest checking it out. Now a unique attraction will be presented to your attention: "Money Rain". This is a very useful action. No wonder the newlyweds are showered not only with rose petals, but also with wheat and small coins. We are far from being married here, but it is always useful and pleasant to experience the grace of a ringing-rustling rain. But, after the financial cloud flies away, you have to collect what attacks from it.
There is "Money Rain" from the souvenir boomfeti. You can add to the "rainfall" and a few hailstones (coins). Teams collect money. The team that has collected the most bills and coins wins.
The song of Alik Farber "Money, how I love you, my money" is played.
The final. "Distribution of elephants and gifts".
Leading: While the life-affirming song is playing, the teams count their capital, and calculate how much they earned for tonight, not forgetting to take into account that the initial amount was NN.
The song of the ABBA Ensemble "Mani-mani-mani"
Leading: So, the money has been counted, the results are impressive. During our short evening, the N team earned nn hard currency (wooden currency) notes and took the honorable second place. She is given an irredeemable ruble.
Applause is heard, a gift is presented.
Leading: With a slight margin in mm marks, the M team became the absolute winner. In this connection, she is awarded a check in the amount of the capital earned today, and all team members receive the honorary title of "Money bag".
(For organizers: Costumes can be prepared for the winners: bags with cut holes for the head and hands, with appropriate inscriptions and decorations. One of them can be tried on and demonstrated.)
Applause sounds, gifts are presented.
Author's advice: In a small company, or at a fun seminar, you can arrange a tea party with meaning and benefit. To do this, place a small piece of paper under each cup. Stir the tea with a simple pencil. (The number of stirring can be determined in advance. For the Jolly Wizards, for example, the number 27 is considered magical. But you can also use your own lucky number). After that, on a piece of paper, everyone writes: TEA, MONEY WILL BE! The sheet must be put in your wallet. Let him work as a bait for money. And don't forget about the heroes of the occasion. You can "feed" your wallets with semolina. And scatter the lure at the door. Let the money know where to go)))
We wish all our users wealth and prosperity!
The bank president drummed plump ringed fingers on the polished countertop. He gave us a softening look. We guessed that he left the most pleasant question for dessert. Everyone wanted the board meeting to end on a positive note.
And now about idle worries, - the president said complacently.
Board members relaxed, rustled, smiled shyly.
The 10th anniversary of our bank is just around the corner, ”the president explained, although it was clear that way. - It should be noted with dignity. I would like to hear your suggestions on the concept of this event ...
The board thought hard. We have not yet had time to comprehend the upcoming holiday in conceptual categories.
What will the public relations center say? - inquired the president, squinting at our chief PR man.
He found his bearings quickly.
The anniversary is the most important image event, - he declared.
So, - the president commented with satisfaction. - And?
It must be carried out at the level, - the director of the CSO continued carefully.
That's it, - the president said encouragingly.
It is necessary to invite selected clients and partners, - suggested the director of the CSO, cheering up.
Of course, the president agreed.
I remembered how some of our top executives played tennis with our dear leader. Sparring partners diligently gave the ball under attack. At first, the boss was shy and was just as delicate in return serves. And then nothing - he dispersed and began to "wet" and "extinguish". I drove rivals around the court heartily and was very pleased with this. Those, too, must have been pleased, but their happy smiles were hampered by their tongues sticking out from fatigue ... It's a pity, I haven't really learned to play tennis, otherwise I would have joined the general sports ecstasy ...
Now it will start to "wet" and "extinguish", I thought anxiously. And there won't be any major note. A pill instead of a dessert.
Clients and partners are, of course, good, - I interjected. - But will we have pop stars?
Come on, come on, - the president perked up. - Andrey Viktorovich is right, it would be nice to organize a worthy concert! Not everyone should drink vodka ...
Everyone immediately agreed that the program of the event should be highly cultural.
Again - I am very happy for clients and partners, - I did not appease, - but let's not forget about our employees. Let's have a good rest - we will work well!
Let's strengthen the corporate culture! - called San Sanych, our chief HR manager.
Uh-huh, - the president somehow vaguely answered.
There were no comments from the sensitive management.
Which pop stars do you propose to invite? the president asked me.
I hesitated.
Alexander Rosenbaum? - I suggested.
The President put his hand out in front of him in warning.
You know I like Rosenbaum, ”he said. - But I like him personally. And I am interested in which performers will truly delight our work collective ...
I hesitated again.
Go ahead, Andrey Viktorovich! the president said impatiently. - Honestly!
“VIA Gra,” I said firmly. - At worst - "Brilliant" ...
Only over my corpse, ”said Emma Leonidovna, the chief accountant of the bank, clearly.
Agreed, - I responded coolly. - "VIA Gra" or "Brilliant" ... This is what the labor collective wants. Anyway, his strong half ...
Are we going to listen or watch? - San Sanych asked thoughtfully.
We will strengthen the corporate culture, - I quipped.
Then Filya, - Emma Leonidovna gave out a deep sigh.
The President turned his dim gaze on her and said:
Philip Kirkorov, - Emma Leonidovna bravely clarified.
This also wants ... the labor collective?
Its better half, - Emma Leonidovna answered with a flash of eyes in my direction.
So, - the president muttered thoughtfully.
And he wrote down three names on a piece of paper with the bank's logo and the heading "PRESIDENT".
I'm ready to listen to all suggestions, - he said without looking up.
The board took the chance and listed the entire color of the national stage and some representatives of the foreign stage. Plus a couple of conversational masters. Plus half a dozen popular actors and actresses. One rhythmic gymnast. Two tennis players. And all - in the name of the work collective.
The President wrote down the entire sheet. Even over the logo and the word "PRESIDENT".
I'll think about it, - he summed up.
Finally, it didn't work out a major note.
On the day of the anniversary, I freed the evening from all matters.
Do not forget the invitation, - Tatyana Feliksovna, my faithful assistant, reminded me.
Okay, - I answered absently.
Returning to the table, I took the invitation and left the office. Heads of departments and managers were already waiting in the waiting room.
Have you forgotten the invitations? I asked grumpily.
Have not forgotten.
We walked in a long line past the workplaces to the elevators.
It's a pity that there weren't enough invitations for everyone, ”Valentin, the head of the analytical department, muttered in my back.
Customers are a priority, ”snapped Sergo, the head of the sales department.
And to the chiefs, - Svyatoslav, the head of the currency department, muttered quietly.
Well - everyone shut up, - I commanded wearily. - Priority is to business. We have been instructed to adequately represent our native bank at this important event ...
This is our own anniversary! - Valentin exclaimed.
This is an important image event, - I objected. - Only trusted people are admitted.
Kostya, the head of the sales department, called the elevator and asked me:
Is there someone worthy of being entertained?
But how! Rosenbaum, Kirkorov ...
I do not remember. Maybe Nadezhda Babkina ...
And what about VIA Gra?
- "Shiny"?
Any "Factory"?
Sucks! - Kostya commented sadly.
While waiting for the elevator, we silently watched as my deputy Yura, who had previously defiantly refused the invitation, equips an impromptu festive table right in front of the trading terminals.
An elevator pulled up and opened the doors.
In the end, - I said thoughtfully, - everything will probably start with a delay there ...
You and your colleagues need to "clink glasses" once, ”added Svyatoslav reasonably.
The elevator closed the doors and left. Without us.
I ordered the department to close down and gather at the table. There was no need to persuade my subordinates twice.
Within ten minutes we had time to raise plastic cups for five toasts. Ten minutes later, diamond ideas flashed in my head. I took away invitations from all the bosses and managers and handed them out to all the women present. Enough just for everyone. I uttered the magic words "Philip Kirkorov", and the ladies (even Tatiana Feliksovna) left us within fifteen minutes.
As soon as the last elevator closed the doors, carrying away the lively and radiant employees, I called my friend, who had one acquaintance who owed someone who was able to accommodate my request. Are you willing to pay for this? - they asked me. Ready, I replied. Cash? - they asked me. I checked to see if Tatyana Feliksovna had taken the key to the safe with her, and confirmed: in cash. It will be done, they assured me.
An hour later, Yura told me:
We are sitting well, chief!
Mentally, - I agreed.
Valentin and Sergo, hugging each other by the shoulders, sang the duet "Suliko" in different languages. In the sense - Sergo in Georgian, and Valentin translated into Russian. Simultaneously. It sounded touching. Roma, my bodyguard, listened attentively to Svyatoslav's lecture on how to accept client errands while under the influence of alcohol. In a pedagogical impulse, Svyatoslav put a telephone headset on Romina's head and began to teach the tongue twister of currency quotes. Roma's cheekbones immediately tightened. Kostya played computer billiards with other traders. The stakes were serious, I would say deadly: the loser was supposed to invite Tatyana Feliksovna to dinner tomorrow.
At 11.40 pm the elevator doors opened, and several luxuriously dressed people with recognizable appearance came out to us. Everyone looked in their direction. The hum of the holiday hive died down in an instant. Everyone stared in silence and could not believe their eyes. “Finally I got drunk to delirium tremens,” Yura muttered distinctly.
Who is Gardesi here? asked the only man in the group of guests. He had a leather briefcase in his hand. For myself, I called him Agent.
It's me, ”I replied casually, making my way between the tables toward them. “I was expecting you early.
We were late, ”the Agent said. - We sang at some presentation. Three times an encore.
Good evening girls! - I said affably. - We are very glad to see you!
Where is there to sing? one of them asked perplexedly, looking around.
Singing is optional! - I answered cheerfully and resolutely. - Maybe later ... For the soul. Come on in!
The girls stepped forward uncertainly. Finally, my colleagues came to life, sobered up and began to compete in gallantry. Everything was in a noisy movement, loud and timid male voices mixed with female laughter.
Will we pay immediately? - suggested the Agent, dumbfounded, watching as all sit down and sit down.
We went into the office. After rummaging around in the safe, I handed the Agent a thick bundle of bills. He quickly hid it in his briefcase.
After leaving, we saw that everything was in order. Men fluttered and spread their tails around the sexy guests. Svyatoslav showed the ladies how they trade currency from the terminal (hopefully, for fun). Yura translated into human language the anecdote just told by Kostya about Jewish bills. Valentin blushed, and Sergo wondered if the newly arrived singers knew the words of the song about Suliko ...
First time like this, - the Agent confessed to me. - To be honest, it was not easy to persuade the girls! True, they vouched for you and promised that kind of money ... - The agent involuntarily stroked the briefcase. - Just keep in mind, we are here for half an hour, no more! We then have a casino ...
Everything will be fine, ”I assured him. - I have here intelligent, cheerful and very tired guys in life. They have a holiday.
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